Monday, October 05, 2009

Duck season!... Wabbit season!...

I don't know why I keep posting these pop-up items instead of cleaning up one of the dozens of items I have in my "drafts" folder, but what the hell...

From The Savannah News-Press:

Primitive weapons deer season opens Saturday

October 5, 2009 - 6:16pm

SOCIAL CIRCLE - The week-long primitive weapons deer hunting season begins Saturday, Oct. 10. During primitive weapons season, hunters may use archery equipment (including crossbows), muzzleloading shotguns (20 gauge or larger) and muzzleloading firearms (.44 caliber or larger).

“Our primitive weapons deer season provides hunters the opportunity to hunt with traditional or inline black powder firearms or to continue hunting with archery gear,” said John Bowers, assistant chief of Game Management for the Wildlife Resources Division. [...] "Primitive weapons hunters have a wide variety of options depending on their personal choices and needs without being burdened by complex regulations.”

Now, I don't know about you, but I don't think of this as primitive hunting:

is what I call primitive:

So who's with me? We'll sharpen some sticks in the fire, round up our barely domesticated wolves, put on our warmest furs and go git some dinner!

Don't forget, Georgia is where some crazy person found and shot Hogzilla a few years ago... just think how much bacon you could get out of that! I bet the females in the next tribe over would find us very attractive after we brought this back to the cave. (Yes, that is an actual wild hog).


  1. My cousins raised big hogs like that. We used to ride them when we would visit them in Arkansas. I think people should only be able to hunt with a bow and arrow.

  2. Blimey - what a large hog!

  3. Wow, that's enormous. And I also pictured spears and such instead of oldish guns. Strange.
    And medicinal marijuana would be fabulous. Hee hee. My Mum should be very happy on that. :D